MOMENT OF / prada drugs

I swear this is what they served in the coffee when I worked at Prada's head office.  How else did they have such good control over the company's organization, work flow and employee performance?  I mean, they had it down pact.  There was a rule for everything: how many sandwiches you could order for clients daily; how to tuck in the chair under the table; restricted cell phone usage areas; how cute those boy waiters looked in their little Prada uniforms.  They were masters of their own universe - surely drugs were involved?

Man, I miss working there.

(Photo courtesy of Plastik Magazine)