WANT / sparkly poop pills

Worried about the color of your poop?  Worry no more.  These sparkly pills by GlitterPills -- although apparently not condoning their oral consumption -- are getting a lot of buzz lately for the decorative effects they are having on, well, your stools.  Get them as a multi-color 10 pack, or just as solid gold. Lucky thing they are toxic-free.

Available on Etsy
$6.50 / 10 pack